Health Warning: Do not wash your hair in the shower (satire)


Do not wash hair

Health Warning: Do not wash your hair in the shower

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!
It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! 

Shampoo Warning! I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! It is so obvious. I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower…

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