Now this poor little blog of mine must be feeling all neglected by now where I haven’t posted in what seems like years… I have been so busy working on our Photography sites and processing photos that I have neglected this blog.
So this morning, I woke up did the mundane chores and said ‘Hey blog, how ya doin?’ Well the reply isn’t something you can print…
So what has been happening… well not a lot really. Life is the same old, same old thing. The dogs are still running around like headless chickens and causing mayhem, and the weather is improving but up until recently it had been, to put it bluntly, absolute shit. Damp, rain, cold and miserable, and the only sunshine has been on week days and the weather has been a total washout at weekends.
But one thing I can say with certainty… I am fed up with the General Election. There I was sitting down, watching a film, cup of coffee and then ‘ding dong’ goes the doorbell. Yes you guessed it some wannabe canvassing for votes for their political candidate.
Honestly the end of this video is how I am feeling about the general election… totally fed up and pissed off with it. The amount of letters I have received from David ‘Dishface’ Cameron is no man’s business. The twat has never written to me in all my life.. yet when he wants something from me, he makes out he is my new best friend. Well twat, I’ve news for you…. YOU ARE NOT!
Then there is the others, well I haven’t seen sight or sound of a Liberal Democrat in my area.. and as for Labour well, the burning question is ‘Do you trust Ed or not?’ Personally again … NO I DON’T. And then there is UKIP, our local MP who is now UKIP, has done a lot for our area.. and yes for what he does and achieves, I would like to vote for him, on his past performance, but you get UKIP. And Farage is nothing to write home about, is he? Better when you had the better looking chap… Kilroy Silk at least he was pleasing on the eye.
They all promise to do this and that.. and then stab you in the back…. and yes I do want an EU Referendum, it was our fathers and grandfathers that signed us up for the Common Market to trade, what they didn’t sign us up for was for Brussels to dictate who we can have in our country, which laws we can and can’t have and all this human right’s crap that allows prisoners the vote, an immigrant to stay because of his cat and whole-life sentences are wrong and illegal. And not forgetting, the ruling about the shape of our banana’s.
And if people think if we leave the EU, they won’t trade with us… wrong again… they will. What the EU doesn’t want to lose is our money and the bail-outs we hand out.
So you see… you couldn’t make a decent one up if you could magically mix all the contenders up and come out with a RoboMP. Mind you for a giggle, I would vote for Boris… at least he has you chuckling at his buffoon speeches and antics. Yes let us all vote BORIS… With a Prime Ministerial salary he might be able to afford an on-call hair stylist. Well if they tame his blond locks, he wouldn’t be Boris then..
Yes let us all vote for the Mickey Mouse party… at least we might have a laugh along the way… But truthfully, joking apart, whoever gets in… will blame the other guy with they renege on everything they have said in their manifesto.
Anyway I hope life is treating every one OK and see blog I haven’t forgotten about you… so stop complaining about being NEGLECTED… You are NOT.