Hai Karate… days gone by

On Facebook somebody posted a photograph of an Avon product that everyone got for Christmas… especially in the 60’s and 70’s and Pretty Peach was one of those items everyone got in their stocking. 😀 😀 And of course the men weren’t forgotten about… Hai Karate was their special Every year my dad received this…

Back to normal…

And thank **** for that.  See I told you it wasn’t worth making News Years Resolutions and I break them very easily.. so that is the ‘No Swearing’ resolution out of the window.. Oh well.. better luck next year.

All I want for Christmas is….

Dear Santa, if you have got a minute please could you read a nice begging letter from a 55 year old who is totally pissd off of getting the obligatory pink t-shirt, body washes and fake jewellery for Christmas not just once but every friggin Christmas. Don’t people have imaginations any more Santa.. or are…

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Everyone..  May you all have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year.

The Twelve Days of Christmas (Or the Everlasting Turkey)

The Twelve Days of Christmas ( Or the Everlasting Turkey) On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me: I`ve bought a big, fresh turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard as we tucked into our turkey- a most delicious bird.

Osborne – Caption time…

Today ITV ran a story about the Number 11 Christmas Party for Children One of the pictures that did capture my warped sense of humour was the picture of George holding the cracker.. 

I know Nelson Mandela has died, but….

At this precise moment in time the UK is actually drowning. Tonight the sad news emerged that Nelson Mandela has died.. My thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends at this sad time… and may he rest in peace. And whilst BBC News and Sky News cover the death of Nelson Mandela… a…

Deck the halls with boughs…

Of temper 😀 Fa la la la la la la la la. Yes you guessed it we are going to do the Christmas decorations and of course naturally two little puppies, (well rather large puppies) are bound to help. Poppa is not going to be impressed if they help too much.. is he?

Dear America

Originally posted on Chris Martin Writes:
This is the hardest letter I’ve ever written. I hate to address this to such a broad audience, but it’s the only way I can possibly get my point across. As we all know, Thanksgiving is coming up, which means Christmas is right around the corner as well. I…

What a tearjerker…

Oh my god.. what a tearjerker.. here I am at 55 years old with tears rolling down my face.. I love the Christmas adverts.. but I think I am going to have to leave the room when this one starts… otherwise the family will think I have gone mad… as I turn into a blubbering…

Christmas is coming..

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old man’s hat. Now I don’t know about you, but there is something about Christmas that you either love or hate.. and to be honest at times I do have the Bah-Humbug feeling at times.  Honestly I preferred it when mum…